me when my friends tell me about all of the bad things happening in their life
we all know this bitch who says “i can’t draw that well” and then they’re like
You can love someone so much. But you can never love people as much as you can miss them.
people born in december 1999 be like i miss the 90’s
Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Santa came to say
“Mrs. Claus, with your pussy so tight
Won’t you ride this dick tonight”
Why do y’all do this?
DOWN ON THIS COOCHIE, LICK LICK LICK
HOP ON SANTA’S OLD SAINT DICK
- Me: you can talk to me whenever you feel bad! I'll always be there for you
- Me: *bottles up problems* *doesnt talk about it with anyone* *lays in bed instead of trying to solve my own problems*