Let me be your:

7am morning fuck before you go to work

Midday text, letting you know that you’re on my mind

5pm cuddle after a long days work

11pm rough fuck as i pound away the frustrations of your day

2am soft whisper in your ear, as i tell you “i love you”

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I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

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i told this girl she smelled nice today and she’s like

“sorry i’m not gay”

bitch i said you smelled nice not i want to lick your pussy

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15 seconds of courage can make or break a day 

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yes that was the 1 picture I wanted to show you now gimme my phone back

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I just want to be slightly drunk, half naked, and completely on top of someone.

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cosmo tip #249

when hes having sex with you, shout out your own name instead of his.

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