Let me be your:
7am morning fuck before you go to work
Midday text, letting you know that you’re on my mind
5pm cuddle after a long days work
11pm rough fuck as i pound away the frustrations of your day
2am soft whisper in your ear, as i tell you “i love you”
I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night
i told this girl she smelled nice today and she’s like
“sorry i’m not gay”
bitch i said you smelled nice not i want to lick your pussy
yes that was the 1 picture I wanted to show you now gimme my phone back
I just want to be slightly drunk, half naked, and completely on top of someone.
cosmo tip #249
when hes having sex with you, shout out your own name instead of his.